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Joke of the Day
"""Que?"" (Spanish Inquisition)"
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"What do you call a Mexican without his car? Carlos"
"Homeless & unemployed cyborg law enforcer Hobocop"
"My friend is getting on in years but still wants to stay hip with new technology. I call him Instagrampa."
"Have you heard about the Nascar driver that's in the KKK? He's a racist."
"What did the erotic novel author get from his editor? Sticky notes. What did he get from his publisher? A hard copy."
"Tom Cruise has signed on for Mission Impossible IV. His impossible mission is trying not to show up on everyone's gaydar."
"physics gives me a large hadron."
"They say the key to a fitness routine is having a workout buddy and that's why I surround myself with lazy people"
"you got to be fast to make it in advertising kid. gotta be snappy. gotta be clever. how would you sell a car? thats right: titties"