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Joke of the Day
"How is a librarian like a sex addict? Their favorite past time is between the covers."
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"""TALIBAN OFFICIAL ACCIDENTALLY SENDS OUT COLLEAGUES' EMAIL ADDRESSES"" Apparently, he hit ""Reply Allah"". Heyoooooooo!!!"
"Just read that California leads the nation in depression cases and adultery. What a sad state of affairs."
"What's a muslim's favourite game? Goat Stimulator"
"I accidentally gave my wife super glue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."
"By the time my father was my age he had amassed, like, 30 coffee cans full of screws. I have none. What have I done with my life?"
"Did you hear about the dumb woman who had... Did you hear about the woman who had two chances to get Pregnant? She blew them both..."
"trump Donald trump-worlds biggist douche"
"Sorry boss, I set my alarm for 7PM instead of 7AM and that's why I haven't been at work in six years."
"I can not stand the new style with hip hop music, they say one word then repeat it a dozen times. It is so freakin annoying and lame lame lame lame lame."