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Joke of the Day
"What did Russians use for light before candles? Light bulbs"
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"Saw a black guy with seven fingers today! Turns out he was eating a kitkat....."
"Words I thought I would never have to yell from the kitchen into the living room: ""DON'T GIVE THE CAT SCOTCH!"""
"What's the best thing about portugal? You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!"
"I think I'll test to see if my husband is checking my browser history by searching ""How to tell if your baby is black in the womb."""
"It's a dark stormy night. You're scared & alone. You hear a bump in the night. You jump! You scream! Then your cat comes in the house drunk."
"Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well."
"me: remember how i was talking about getting a xylophone [doctor holds up my x-ray] where the hell are your ribs? me: im trying to tell you"
"How do you you ask your male friend to shave your body? You don't."
"The local flasher in my area was going to retire this week but he's changed his mind and is going to stick it out till Christmas."