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Joke of the Day
"What's a KKK member's favorite car? A crossfire."
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"What's the difference between my 83-year old grandfather and /r/Jokes? My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimers"
"Roses Are Red... Roses are red, Voilets are violet, This misconseption Makes me violent"
"I hit a deer last night. It died instantly. I feel awful, but when I'm jogging I'm in my own world."
"And the Lord said onto John, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"" But john came fifth and won a toaster"
"Alfred: *placing pancakes in the shape of the Bat Signal* Here are your pancakes, Master W- Bruce: They're Batcakes Alfred. Say ""Batcakes!"""
"What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?"
"I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals. Due to my gross motor skills."
"What did the sadist say when the masochist said ""Hit me""? ""No."""
"WIFE: *spells out words so the kids won't know what she is saying* ME: [to the kids] I don't know either."