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Joke of the Day

"I usually like to go fishing... Just for the halibut"

"Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit."

"What do gay horses eat? HAY HAY HAY!"

"What did Stephen Hawking Say when his computer crashed? Nothing"

"What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms? Tuna (2Na)."

"None of this is appropriate for anybody. Take the 18+ out of your bio."

"So Five Night's at Freddy's 3 was announced Is it going to have a dead horse animatronic that you have to beat?"

"I've seen some bad thieves in my life before... But this one couldn't even take the cake!"

"Why did the hacker start selling his services? So he could make his 4Chan."

"What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker? Hop in."