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Joke of the Day
"How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas? Tarrif-ied."
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"A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck."
"Why is Reddit tired of the broken arms joke? Because it appears in every mother fucking thread"
"How do you confuse a blind person? Toss them a basketball and ask them to read it."
"When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say? ""Hold on, let me get my bear rings."""
"A man walks into a zoo that only has a dog It's a shih tzu"
"A cop pulls over a guy for suspected DUI ""How high are you?"" the cop says. ""No, officer, it's 'Hi, how are you,'"" says the guy."
"What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots."
"Roses are red, violets are blue.. No, wait.. Fuck, now they're black."
"What do women and KFC have in common? One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone"