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Joke of the Day

"Mulder: it's some sort of over-fed grim reaper judgment figure. Scully: we're at the mall, Mulder. That's just Santa."

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"[walks in on someone watching Wheel Of Fortune] What's this, Wheel of Fortune?"
"Why is Xena never charged with any crime? Because she's Lucy Lawless"
"Pooping is just like Game of Thrones. You either win or you die."
"Why didn't Jarred order the meatball sub? Because he didn't like the size of the meatballs."
"Beyonce's hair is always blowing because she has so many fans"
"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders."
"Just thought to myself: If cars were people than taxi cabs would be whores. Then a crowded city bus drove by and I felt sick."
"1. Bang knee on table - curse life. 2. Check credit card balance. 3. Think back to sweet moment when you banged knee on table."
"Why didn't the potter get a job? He didn't *urn* his degree."