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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masturbating pickle? Jerkin' Gherkin"
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"When people ask how my childhood was, I say ""Pretty good, so far."""
"A man walks into a Doctor's office screaming, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee!"" The Doctor Says, ""You're too Tense"""
"Irritating friend: I passed your house yesterday. Me: Thanks. I really appreciate that."
"What do you call it when you're run over by a German? Hunover."
"You can have any movie from Rick Astley's Pixar collection, except for one He's never gonna give you Up. ^^^^^^sorrynotsorry"
"What idiot called it kitchen worktop manufacture and not counter productive."
"Fun Fact: The ""eye roll"" was created by Eve in the Garden of Eden within 15 min of her first conversation with Adam."
"- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7"
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"