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Joke of the Day
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"
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"Is it too soon for Michael Brown jokes? Thought I would give it a shot."
"What do you call a sexually repressed bandit? Rubbin' Hood"
"It's raining cats and dogs outside. Know how I can tell? I stepped in a poodle."
"What's the difference between a jew and a dollar? It's illegal to burn a dollar."
"I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect."
"My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004"
"My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi."
"A girl who lives hundreds of miles away texting you ""I'm drunk"" is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying ""I'm delicious"""
"I've just found my iPhone autocorrects ""cunt"" to ""Cynthia."" Which means somewhere in Steve Jobs' past is a woman with one HELL of a story."