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Joke of the Day
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"
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"Sleep with too many rich people and you can get Herpes"
"Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral? the obituary read ""Please send donations in luau flowers."""
"So I was at Legoland the other day and I saw a couple making out I thought it was inappropiate so walked up to them and said ""Come on guys, this is Legoland. Build a room."""
"If you're a registered sex offender, do you get a discount?"
"What do you have in a room full of tweakers? A full set of teeth."
"My doctor told me I only have two months left to live so I shot him, judge gave me 30 years."
"Three tampon's walking down the street... Which one says ""Hi""? None, they are all stuck up cunts."
"Why did the guitar player get arrested Because he fingered a minor"
"How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb? 30 because that's peasants work."