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Joke of the Day

"macklemore could poop into his own bare hands onstage & half the write-ups would be ""ah finally a rapper who isn't obsessed with shiny cars"""

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"Guaranteed weight loss! Stop eating!"
"Why did the model pee herself? She was all dressed up with no place to go!"
"They said, ""Dress for the job you want."" Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option."
"Feelings are like waves, we can't stop them from coming but we can choose which one to surf."
"I have this fun drinking game where you take a drink every time you'd like one because you're an adult and you can make decisions yourself."
"Give me coffee to change the things i can change and wine to accept the things i can't."
"What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop? An amish driveby"
"What's ET short for? His stupid little legs."
"someone should create huge peanuts so elephants don't have to take so long to eat and therefore have more time to reflect on being awesome"