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Joke of the Day

"Court Comedy In a courtroom, where tensions are high... Judge: Order! Order in the court! Plaintiff: I'll take a ham on rye."

"Why are crabs always so tired? It's because they only sleep in snatches."

"How do you tell the sex of an ant? If it floats, it's a boy-ant."

"WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAILURE? donald trump"

"Toasted bread is like parents If theyre black you have nothing to eat."

"I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets."

"""911? Help, my house is burning down!"" ""Sir, we're sending the fire brigade right now."" ""I HAVE ENOUGH FIRE I DON'T NEED A BRIGADE OF IT."""

"How often does Mary see her special friend? Periodically."

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Good with the Gaelic."

"I'm throwing myself a circumcision party tomorrow, so anybody with a scalpel and a steady hand, stop on by. Jews welcome only with gift."