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Joke of the Day

"I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets."

"There should be a Photoshop function to automatically remove unwanted trolls from the background of your pictures 'Photo Balm'"

"whats that detective, the serial killer is in the mall? i'll hack into their security cameras real fast [types ""job openings"" into google]"

"I invented a new word Repost"

"What's Kayne West's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"

"Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me... I suffered super fish oil injuries."

"Why did the console player cross the road? To get the game 6 months earlier"

"Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old after she puked carrots on the floor: ""I'm gonna need more carrots."""

"Getting rejected by women? Try my new question: ""If I were to ask you out, would you say no?"" Sometimes it just feels good to get a ""Yes""."

"If Tiger Wood and Princess Diana played a round of golf who would win? Tiger Woods! because he has a better driver! I'll be in hell if you need me."