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Joke of the Day
"Toasted bread is like parents If theyre black you have nothing to eat."
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"Sorry I romantically ran a seagull feather across your lips."
"I can tell everything I need to know about a person by how they cut their sandwich. Diagonal = normal Straight = serial killer No cut = dad"
"I remember this one time I ran out of gas. It was pretty scary. Almost dark. I was all alone. I mean it was a lawnmower, but still."
"Me (to a baby): Hush little baby don't say a word. Momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird Mom: like hell I'll buy that kid anything.."
"A man rings work to tell them he's sick. ""How sick are you?"" ""How sick? Well, I'm fucking my sister for a start."""
"The only thing that stands between you and your goal is **Internet**"
"how is bungee jumping like having sex? a life depends on whether or not the rubber breaks"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It doesn't last as long for fat people."
"What did one gay pedophile say to the other at the beach? Get out of my Son"