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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the sex of an ant? If it floats, it's a boy-ant."

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious. That Israeli how he does it."

"What did the Nazi become after the war ended? A veterinarian (veteran aryan)."

"How do turtles communicate? With shell phones."

"You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace"

"What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge? *""I set* ***who*** *free?""*"

"Mom: (weeping) Son...your Grandpa...he...he... He, overdosed on viagra... (sobs) Dad: i'm sure this i HARD for you... (Not my joke heard this and died laughing, had to share)"

"What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers? No Seoul."

"Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers? Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!"

"Two economists fall into a hole they realize they are trapped, and so they come up with a plan. The first step in their plan is... assume a ladder."