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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Good with the Gaelic."
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"Kylie Jenner's nipple goes viral She should probably see a doctor"
"My wife decided to take up painting Not to be outdone, I became an art critic."
"Why is a bullet like a gay man? When it gets it in the ass, he blows his load!"
"*plays Rocky theme song* *cracks 5 raw eggs into glass and gulps them down* *vomits on kitchen floor* *turns off music* *cleans kitchen*"
"""On your 1st day, find the biggest guy, and punch him in the face to show you're in charge."" - my advice to new teachers"
"They call Japan the ""Land of the Rising Sun"". Is that why they look like they're squinting all the time?"
"What do you call a female driver? Carol."
"Just heard a weird noise from the other room, but refuse to call out ""Is anyone there?"" I've seen the movies...those people always die!"
"What does Donald Trump say after sex? I'm **President**"