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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Good with the Gaelic."

"What do black people and bikes have in common? Both get thrown out when they have no use"

"Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it? because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*"

"What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise? Punishment."

"Russian history in 5 words: ""And then things got worse."""

"About to hit the ball Boss: you said you'd played before? Me: uh yes Boss: that's a putter Me: Is that wrong? Boss: wrong for squash yes"

"Why did the octopus blush? He saw the bottom of the ocean"

"Keep your friends close and your fat friends closer, because snacks."

"So I listened to some LL Cool J then kept licking my lips like he does. I found myself in HR. Good thing I wasn't listening to KISS."

"On his first day, my gay friend lost his job at the sperm bank. He was caught drinking on the job."