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Joke of the Day
"WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAILURE? donald trump"
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"I called my wife a hoe... Hey, she's good at gardening."
"(to kid at lemonade stand) i ain't buying shit until i find you on yelp"
"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders...."
"What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz? Heidi cannot swing a golf club."
"What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD? Roll-aids."
"Only 90's kids will remember this! *plays outside*"
"Currently using my daughter's iTouch to read your tweets. Also, reading her emails and writing shit on her Facebook page."
"2000s kids wont get this. Y2K"
"retweet if a walrus named jamaal got you pregnant then wouldn't pay child support so you had to take him to Maury"