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Joke of the Day
"Why did the kiddie pool have no friends? Because it was too shallow."
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"How does Liam Neeson like his martini? Taken, not stirred."
"Still in love with various hypothetical women."
"""I have a friend..."" ""I have a friend who watches Japanese anime and likes vandalising Renaissance art with drawing pins."" ""Really?"" ""Yeah, he loves A Tack on Titian!"""
"My nephew asked, 'How will I know when I'm an adult?' and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'"
"I was quite surprised to learn that there are 47 ways to spell..... Prime Minister Netanyahu."
"Man drowned in Muesli Got pulled in by a strong currant"
"What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises? He lost his hearing."
"What's the difference between a brothel and a circus? Your mother never ran away to join the circus."
"When I was a teenager, I tried to throw out all my boardgames... My parents were mad that I was throwing my Life away."