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Joke of the Day

"Nurse: The doctor will be with you shortly...do you want me to close the door? Me: Do you wanna watch? Nurse: *closes door*"

"I got my car crime-colored. It's black on black."

"Wives are like hurricanes They're wet and wild to begin with, but when they leave they take everything"

"No, I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own font."

"Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents? Cos it's tear-able."

"I told a wild dog to go away... It dingo anywhere."

"How dare you call me naive! I'd sue you for slander if I hadn't sent all my money to that Nigerian prince."

"Your momma is so old.... she used to get off on fifty slates of grey"

"I wish they made aviator goggles for cats because my cat looks pretty dumb riding in my motorcycle's sidecar without them."

"What did Rihanna say when asked why she was still with Chris Brown? She shrugged and said ""Beats me!"""