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Joke of the Day
"Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn? A corn has ears."
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"Q: How do you make a hot dog stand? A: Take away its chair."
"My grandpa said ""your life revolves too much around technology. Then I said, ""no, yours does."" Then I unplugged his life support. EDIT: Came back from school to this! R.I.P Inbox!"
"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? To find a tight seal"
"Didn't Pull Out 3 year ago I dont Always wake up at 4 AM on Saturday....!!!!!!!!! But When i Do....it because i forgot to pull out on time 3 years ago"
"I'm at my most spiderman when using a public restroom"
"Sarcasm is truly the most significant force in the world. Seriously, where would we be without sarcasm?"
"What starts with 'M', ends with 'arriage' and is a man's favorite thing A miscarriage"
"I had to nickname my dick... (NSFW) SunnyD, because kids love it!"
"Tater Tots is a much better name than the original Crispy Potato Embryos."