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Joke of the Day

"""Old Macdonald had a farm. Had."" -banks"

"What does Bill Clinton say when he is having anal sex with Hillary Clinton? I'm fucking Hillary-ass (hilarious)"

"Tried to console my ex after losing her bf and all I could muster was, ""there's plenty more married men out there."""

"My coworker told me he didn't want to buy girl scout cookies because he didn't want to get diabetes. I told him not to worry. Diabetes isn't a sexually transmitted disease."

"Before you insult somebody, walk a mile in their shoes Then, when you insult them you'll be a mile away and they'll have no shoes."

"Cats are perfect for those who want to experience the indifference and hostility of the workplace in a pet."

"Why does Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left?"" She's secretly a NASCAR fan."

"Insanity [insanity] (noun): Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results See Also: Going back to your ex"

"Germans are always so quick to fix your mistakes when you trying to speak German. It's as if the whole German nation is on Otto correct."

"What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity? Thanks mum xD"