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Joke of the Day
"""Old Macdonald had a farm. Had."" -banks"
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"If the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers is IBEW... Does that make the International Sisterhood of Electrical Workers ISEW?"
"What is a composer's favorite vegetable? Bach choy."
"Where do country music artists become country music greats? The obituaries"
"How did horses get to America in the 1700's? On the Hayflower!"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"Last night, I was sitting next to a hot girl at the bar... ...and all I could think was, ""Don't get an erection, don't get an erection, don't get an erection..."" But she did."
"First, there was Planking, then Owling and Milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be Thinking, that would be great."
"What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers? I can't remember."
"Patient: Doctor what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!"