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Joke of the Day

"Frank says to Bob: ""I saw some Grees down by the river. We should go insult them."" Bob replies: ""Frank, you know I'd never diss a Gree with you."""

"I drove home with a new bunny for my kids & all they did was moan. ""Why hasn't it got a head?"" ""I don't want to scrape it off the wheel."""

"I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever"

"Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone."

"My buddy's autistic twin brother has a seizure while on a camping trip, causing my buddy to miss his first day on the job at Dominoes. ""Tell the manager your brother had a Little Caesar"""

"What does an American actor say when going to Europe? Let's go PAL."

"My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex. So I dumped her."

"What happens after it rains in gotham city? a waynebow."

"These Jehovah's Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant."

"My girlfriend told me that it was either her or my Meatloaf discography. I told her I would do anything for love, but I can't do that."