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Joke of the Day

"Proof that road construction workers are lazy They're always just [milling](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavement_milling) about!"

"I'll never forget my grandfather's dying words... ""AAAAHHHH!"""

"When is a one not one? When it's too"

"A model train set is the male equivalent of 25 cats."

"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"

"Why do monks wear the same clothes every day? Because old habits die hard."

"What do santa and a Jew have in common? they both escape through the chimney."

"And the Oscar goes to... Prison."

"I was the atm today and an old women asked for my help checking her balance So i pushed her over."

"Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween? Too many spooks."