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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex. So I dumped her."
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"In 1987 Bernie Sanders wrote a folk album titled ""we will overcome"" At the same time Donald Trump wrote an album called ""we will over-comb"""
"My relationship with my Ex was purely psychological... She was a psycho and I was totally logical."
"What do you call a Frenchman shoving a baguette up your butt? A pain in the ass."
"Did I mention ... I can't believe it's nearly Christmas. I once tried to balance a board on two wheels. Did I mention I make terrible segways?"
"If the wrong women weren't so tempting, then I'd probably be married to the right one by now. @MaleHonesty86"
"What rock group has 4 members that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"You know, people are a lot like snow... If you pee on them, they go away!"
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" Apparently it wasn't the best way to try to convince my girlfriend to get an abortion."
"You'd give your life for me? Your life sucks what else you got?"