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Joke of the Day

"I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic. It's syncing now."

"Being a Jedi isn't all bad. I've been sitting around in my bathrobe for decades."

"""Could you not joke about tragedies?"" my friend once said to me. Studies show that 9 out of 11 people find these kind of jokes to be offensive."

"Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."

"If you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship by saying ""look, I just need space"" then you're wasting everyone's time."

"Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups? 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies."

"Did to hear about the guy who pretended to wash his hair with excrement? It was actually sham-poo. *thunderous applause*"

"""My pleasure, doll"" ""My pleasure doll"" Commas can make a world of difference..."

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? a pok-e-mon!"

"Yes, It's true eagles can soar... ...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."