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Joke of the Day

"Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."

"So I've heard the AFL player Chris Judd gets women pretty wet... But I reckon Adam Goodes gets them Damper."

"Being a procrastinator with OCD means that I do nothing over and over and over again."

"Stranger:""Your tag is sticking out"" Me:""Does it say size 4?"" Stranger:""Yes it does"" Then don't touch it bitch,it's supposed to stick out"

"Who are worse than Hitler, Stalin and Mao combined? The mods of this subreddit."

"How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !"

"Guy [beating me up for making a joke at an inappropriate time]: whos funny now you piece of shit Me: wait, you thought i was funny before?"

"Original plans for Mt Rushmore had the mouths carved open so they would scream out bats at the setting sun then eat them again at dawn."

"Why am I scared of french pastry chefs? They give me the crepes."

"Why was the little shoe sad? [His father is a loafer.]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4_OBPxJgjY) I'm here all night"