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Joke of the Day

"Boyfriend asked me to put a few planks of wood together... Nailed it!"

"I hate scrubbing the floor It's beneath me."

"A girl told me she'd only date me if I had a six-pack How can I get beer if I'm under 21?"

"Fastest readers in history. The fastest readers in history were 9-11 jumpers. They went threw 114 stories in 7 seconds"

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian..."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"Why did the hipster drown in the lake? Because he went ice skating before it was cool."

"Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel."

"What I need is to find a woman who loves me for my money ... but doesn't understand maths. - Mike Birbiglia"

"If I can make just one person laugh at my jokes then I've done a shitty job at joke writing."

"Can anyone recommend a good website where people I knew in high school post pics of their meals?"