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Joke of the Day
"If I can make just one person laugh at my jokes then I've done a shitty job at joke writing."
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"Some people age like wine, others age like milk."
"Mario recently broke up with Peach. His reason: ""It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario."""
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it :D"
"Who's the loneliest Mexican Juan"
"What is the definition of ""making love?"" It's something a woman does when a man is fucking her."
"[Dirty] Guy walks into a... A guy walks into a shop and asks if they have any parsley, the cashier answers ""No sir this is a porn shop"". The guy says ""Oh well, do you have any dill though?"""
"Considering the yr Jesus is said to have been born, I question those who give him the wheel or make him their copilot."
"Sometimes when people talk to me, I scream and beat my chest. It not only establishes dominance, but tells them to go away."
"A religious American just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. Talk about a bad AIMish"