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Joke of the Day
"I hate scrubbing the floor It's beneath me."
Next Joke
"What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb? Hair-vents."
"I have a time phobia. *looks at watch, panics *looks at clock, panics *looks at thyme ""This I can handle."""
"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"i get disappointed every time a catholic school's mascot isn't the fightin' jesuses (jesi?)"
"PATIENT: Doc, I haven't been able to bone my wife lately and I really think- DR DOG: Wait. Tell me more about the bone part"
"I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me... Tesicular cancer"
"I always ware my Seahawks jersey on test day... Because i know ill pass even if i shouldn't"
"WHY IS USHER ALWAYS SAYING HIS NAME IN HIS SONGS, IS HE A POKEMON?"
"Some girl just caught me staring at her crotch so I gave her two thumbs up. She only deserved one, but it's the holidays and shit."