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Joke of the Day
"Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel."
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"""Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."" Actually this is Oxymoron Club. ""Ok, same difference."" *looks at group* Oh, this guy is good."
"I'm a champion of grammar; A grampion, if you will."
"What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ? [Lame Joke] Haploid"
"Kinda wanna eat a jar of peanut butter, kinda wanna nap, kinda wanna punch a stranger. Being a woman is hard."
"Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke? You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on ""What is 'good'?"" first."
"Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching."
"Two fish are in a tank one fish looks at the other fish and says... How the fuck do we drive this thing dude?"
"So /r/cringepics posted something actually cringeworthy."
"Bartender: What will you have? Me: Whiskey BT: Straight? Me: Except for that one time in college. BT: Me: BT: Me: How 'bout them Red Sox?"