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Joke of the Day
"What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth? Their miscarriage"
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"On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?"
"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A: 'ell if I know."
"Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces."
"Jurassic Park (1993): An old man with ungodly amounts of money doesn't have any common sense."
"I only eat beef raised on marijuana... I like it when the steaks are high."
"Pro Tip: Make sure you're physically fit when arguing with a mime. They speak the language of the body."
"If the creator of facebooks likes getting hurt... Is he a zucker for pain?"
"Premature ejectualation dinner party tonight, there's no formal dress code... Just come in your pants."
"""The powder | ""The pow| ""The power | ""The power of Cheese | ""The power of Ch| ""The power of Christ compels you!"" - The AutocorrExorcist"