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Joke of the Day

"Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown."

"What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko"

"Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? He was a little horse"

"If you ever go skydiving and your parachute doesn't open don't worry You have the rest of your life to fix it"

"[god creatig god] GOD: make him omnipotent & onmipresent ANGEL: ok... GOD: and also provide no evidence he exists ANGEL: ru sure GOD: trust me"

"What's big, Scottish and depressing? Scotland"

"My ex-wife and I broke up over religious differences. I was agnostic and she was Satan."

"I DO help with the laundry. My wife just doesn't understand. I wear the same jeans for like two weeks straight."

"*opens camera app on phone* *35 cats scurry under the couch*"

"Did you hear about the chickpeas who took a tumble? It was falafel."