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Joke of the Day

"On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?"

"The characters from Dragon Ball Z aren't that super Just saiyan"

"Why am I subscribed to r/History I just realized there never anything new there"

"Last night was the third time a girl walked out midway a date. Something's still wrong in my PowerPoint presentation."

"There is no ""I"" in the word ""team,"" but I don't think that means anything about team work. That's just how it's spelled."

"Prisoner:*strapped into chair* Flip the switch & fry me. Guard: Oh, we're not electrocuting you... *college kid w/ acoustic guitar walks in*"

"My superpower is acting like I'm trying to stop the elevator from shutting when more people are trying to get on without really stopping it."

"[dark alley] Dealer: so what you want Me: a gram [dealer opens trenchcoat, revealing multiple grandmothers]"

"It's confusing for me too, but I don't need your money so you're going to have to be a nice guy if this is going to work out."

"I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia. It was really easy, I didn't even have to bring the class food."