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Joke of the Day

"""The powder | ""The pow| ""The power | ""The power of Cheese | ""The power of Ch| ""The power of Christ compels you!"" - The AutocorrExorcist"

"How can you get 20 jews into a VW Beetle? Easy - just use the ashtray"

"GOD: hey my son is broken, he won't absolve the sins of mankind IT GUY: try turning him off, waiting 3 days, then turning him back on again"

"That deli has a reputation for sub-par hoagies, ...but the one I had was exactly average."

"A man is in the doctor's office: ""Doctor, can I get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat?"" ""Well yes, but only if you sit down before the last guy gets up."""

"Cocky joke: You know, I've recently decided I just don't like my penis. It's such a huge dick."

"I do not have bad attitude... I have a low tolerance for bullsh1t."

"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? Is there a dog?"

"I'm gonna nail horseshoes on my nikes and gallop behind joggers"

"Your mama so FAT32 She always takes 4096 bytes"