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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A: 'ell if I know."
Next Joke
"Why is Jesus Christ gay? Because he was nailed by guys."
"Whats the difference between Donald Trump and a Vacuum? Nothing. Both are really loud, and full of shit."
"Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb? Because, they're so darn stupid!"
"What do you call sandpaper in Iraq? A map."
"Twitter... it's for the birds!"
"Two stutterers went to order food They didn't."
"I'm sorry I stabbed all your tires, but in my defense you flirted with me and then said you were just kidding."
"My home was invaded by gay burglars the other night... ...They came in and rearranged the furniture."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun? Frank"