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Joke of the Day

"[william shakespeare as an 8yo] dad: bedtime william: dost thou not... dad: [interrupting] STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!"

"I could make a sandwich before a British person finishes saying ""et cetera."""

"So it's game night at a social group. The social group contains an autisic person, an abuse victim, a socially anxious person, and a depressed person. What game do they choose? They chose ""Sorry!""."

"What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine, what were you thinking of?"

"I just got a new universal remote Wow! This changes everything..."

"Ask me if I'm a tree. ""Ok, are you a tree?"" No"

"Its ridiculous that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his anger issues and not for his amazing & realistic paintings of fake tunnels."

"I call my bedroom the place where the magic happens' because it's where I make my self-respect disappear."

"A German asks for a martini... ""Dry?"" asks the barman. He replies, ""Nein, just one."""

"A man walks into a bar Ouch!"