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Joke of the Day
"What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam."
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"What do hookers do on their night off: type?"
"It's hard to imagine someone getting any pleasure from beastiality... but that doesn't stop me from trying."
"- Police, open the door. - What do you want? - We just wanna talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - Well just talk to each other."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"" is terrible advice for a recovering alcoholic."
"America is the greatest country on earth at thinking it's the greatest country on earth."
"TIL that condoms have serial numbers. What? Have you never rolled them down that far?"
"What is the favourite meal of pakistani taliban members? Tikka Malala"
"Tonight's Golden Globes taught us that, no matter how much you spend on surgery, nobody looks good while sweaty."
"What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater? Three brunettes trying to burn it down."