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Joke of the Day

"Three People Killed at Colorado Abortion Clinic Sounds like a slow day to me"

"I remember the last thing my granpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. he said, ""hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"What did one condom say to the other while passing a gay bar? Lets go in there and get shit faced."

"What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!"

"Since when did 'scrotum brown' become a cool colour to buy a jeep in?"

"She said yes.. Unfortunately the question was 'is this definitely rape'"

"A dyslexic man walks into an Arab."

"If a tramp and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the tramp stand out? He begs to differ."

"The local cemetery has been really popular lately People are dying to get in."

"[First Date] Me: so can I see you again? Her: I had a nice time but I don't think so Me: *stops holding in stomach*"