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Joke of the Day

"Rather than Anti-psychotic drugs, I prefer a more friendlier tone like Pro-sanity pills."

"When an intoxicated person is blabbering, 60% of whatever he/she says is true."

"Why is Islam a religion of peace? Well.. because Obama said so."

"grade A funny I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high."

"If Chris Redfield worked pest control... It would be called Resident Weavile."

"What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common? Both of them would get raped in prison."

"Why did America remove the ""u"" from color? Because fuck u that's why"

"Ladies: Stop looking for a man to sweep you off your feet.....Sweeping is your job."

"Take a day off. Pamper yourself. Visit a spa. Pour melted wax on ur body. Rip the hair out by the roots. Inject poison into ur face. Relax."

"My girlfriend doesn't want to drop acid with me. She's acting like a basic bitch."