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Joke of the Day
"Reddit, how do you ruin a punchline? [removed]"
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"Me: hey dad, what did you do before the internet? Dad: you have thirteen bros n sisters, do the math son."
"Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her They call it the flip flop"
"Walking past a new employee's desk & yelling, ""Do you think it's a good idea to be surfing porn on your first day?"" will never get old."
"You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? MOM!"
"What do you call a small byte? A nibble."
"Legends don't die... I am a living example!"
"Kanye running for president in 2020"
"What do you call a trumpet on a leash? A trumPET *Edit Also why is this Marked Politics?"
"This guy says he rides a bike 20 miles a day, and then runs 5 miles a day too. Yo bro, you gotta get a car."