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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin? One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich."

"Here's my impression of an astronomer discovering that an asteroid is coming to destroy earth: ""This will make me famous but not for long"""

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"SHAME ON YOU LOT for showing newby tweeters bad behaviour this weekend *ring ring* ME: Hello FRIEND: Nat. Why is my son saying the F Word?"

"Did you hear about that guy who got killed in a rice field by a hitman with a porcelain doll? Police are saying it's the first known case of a knick-knack-paddy-wack."

"What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!"

"DO NOT OPEN.PLEASE. I like you, you little rebel."

"Ready to earn money staring at my screen all day so I can afford to go home & stare at my screen all night, repeating the process unto death"

"The grass was greener on the other side, so we smoked it."

"How did ISIS become so powerful? They got a head"