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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin? One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich."

"When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? When there's a sail on it."

"Stupid jokes I made at 3 in the morning. What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes? *Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car? *Joaquin*"

"Did you guys see the movie about the hotdog? It was an Oscar Wiener"

"A termite walks into a bar... He says, ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? The parents would love to know."

"Two dogs meet on the street and sniff each other... Finally one says, ""I don't recall your name but your feces familiar."""

"What's the difference between a Jew and Jewels? Jewels have 3 extra letters."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants The bartender ask, ""Doesn't that bother you?"" The pirate says,""Arrrgh, it's driving me nuts"""

"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"