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Joke of the Day

"To the 11 year old girl on FB with the relationship status ""it's complicated"" How can it be complicated? Did he take your animal crackers?"

"It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve. Get out of here Steve."

"How is the RNC going to wash themselves of the reputation Trump has given them? Lather, Reince, repeat."

"WIFE: You can't tell kids they're grounded anymore ME: Why not? W: They weren't our kids M: You did see how badly they packed our groceries?"

"A gang of nefarious thieves walk into a bar. ""Ouch,"" they said."

"The answer to 4 Leg, 2 Leg, 3 Leg riddle is a man... because a woman is on her knees all day."

"Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar... followed by Batman."

"Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians? No one."

"I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out. Curse those wrap-scallions!"

"I was told a good joke at a New Year party... Hillary Clinton"