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Joke of the Day
"I found ISIS's website... It's the bomb dot com!"
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"Me texting friend: Hey! What's up? Buddy: *sends picture of ceiling* Me: I am so glad I didn't ask ""how's it hanging"""
"My wife thought I was crazy when I suggested a car made out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I was driving pasta!"
"What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government? Altright, altright, altright"
"Google needs a ""you really don't want to know"" search answer."
"How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Change?!"
"The CEO of AT&T just got married... The service was okay, but the reception was terrible."
"Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets? Because he was on a higher plane."
"TWITTER: something just isn't clicking here HORDE OF RACIST EGGS: [cacophony of immoral filth] TWITTER: eliminate the looping video service"
"What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"