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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""That's not funny."""

"I've never met a black person that didn't have a cool nickname."

"Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left Glutes ( )"

"What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president? A son Bern"

"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctors described his condition as stable."

"Golfer: ""I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."" Caddy: ""Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."""

"Smoked some weed the other night with some foreign dudes, massive language barrier... We got Rosetta Stoned."

"Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer."

"If I were to ask you out, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?"

"Because one Duran just wasn't enough."