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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide? Egypt me!"
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"Mexican Olympics Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US."
"I watched Canadian porn today... 2 girls 1 Stanley Cup ----------------- Credit Jeff Ross"
"Just how hairy was the person who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?"
"A friend of mine is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. an he stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"I promised myself to quit smoking once I graduated. So I dropped out."
"Great news for the Texas Rangers baseball players Now that Ron Washington is no longer the manager, they are putting coke back in the vending machines"
"Mary and Joseph watch the 3 wise men leave M: I can't believe they went off the registry. J: I know! Even the son of god needs burp cloths."
"I don't always take the derivative of x^2.... But when I do, it's dos equis."