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Joke of the Day

"I watched Canadian porn today... 2 girls 1 Stanley Cup ----------------- Credit Jeff Ross"

"Why did the skeleton go alone to prom? Because he had *nobody* to go with."

"OMG! A CUSTOMER ALMOST DIED IN FRONT OF ME TODAY!! But then I counted to 10 and put the scissors back in the drawer. She never even knew."

"A guy walks into a bar.... ....with a pile of shit in his hands and says hey, look what I nearly stepped in..."

"Why are carpenter ants the sexiest ants? Because they eat your wood."

"What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen and makes all of the ladies scream? A 10 inch long cock."

"I refused to ask a guy with a Blackberry what time it was because he doesn't even know what year it is."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard!"

"[Minister]: Do you take this woman to be your lawful [Groom]: I'm just here for the open bar."

"How do you sell a deaf guy a frog? DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip."