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Joke of the Day
"I promised myself to quit smoking once I graduated. So I dropped out."
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"Who makes dinner in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they eat out."
"I went to a Grateful Dead concert last night. They played for 18 hours. It was a good song."
"Who fancies going to Tunisia? I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too."
"What do you call a video game that gives cancer? Tombr Aider"
"This oatmeal tastes like I'm gonna need a doughnut."
"A man walks into a bar... He says ""Ow"""
"Why did the biology magazine put a picture of gametes on their cover? Because sex cells."
"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."
"What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time? Tooth Hurty"