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Joke of the Day

"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"If this guy calls me ""sweetie"" one more time I SWEAR I'll continue to pleasantly smile and nod."

"Reasons to date me: 1) 2) 3) please?"

"The president of EA walks into a bar For $2 you can download the punchline"

"Sorry, I'm using all 43 grocery carts. Use a basket."

"Drayman green pushing to go to game five... if you push back he'll hit you in the nuts."

"I'd explain it to you again but I'm fresh out of crayons and puppets"

"What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea? ""Photos-in-the-seas!"""

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, maan!"

"Just broke my record for distance of ejaculation. I've cum a long way."