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Joke of the Day
"Just how hairy was the person who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?"
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"Dad Joke Survivors A nickelodeon presentation."
"Just asked a girl if she was from Gotham. She said, ""No, why?"" I said b/c you look like The Penguin."
"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wongs don't make a white."
"I like my women like I like my cars ...All black and twenty eight hundred pounds!"
"All of my suspicions are sneaking around."
"Immigrants after Trump's election be like... [removed]"
"You probably get this a lot but... *punches you in the face*"
"If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used."
"Mother: Jared get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!"