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"What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar? An algorithm"
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"If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge"
"[NSFW]What does a woman, fridge and washing machine all have in common? They all drip when they're fucked."
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"A priest and a rabbi are walking in the park. The priest turns to the rabbi and asks, ""How much do you charge for circumscisions?"" The rabbi responds, ""They're free, but I get to keep the tips."""
"Do you like fishsticks? yeah? LIKE IN THE MOUTH? THEN YOU'RE A GAY FISH"
"How does Kylo Ren celebrate Father's Day? Solo"
"Knock, knock Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No you're a poo!"
"Everyone knows if you see a white guy with dreads you punch them in the face"