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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me I don't know what irony is Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop."
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"I like my women like I like my Whiskey...... About 15 years old, and mixed up with coke."
"I've finally figured out why I can't lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in shower that runs down my body says, ""4 extra volume & body"
"My mom nearly had a stroke in a strip club last night..... But she couldn't quite reach."
"Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba? It's the Hemming way."
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced it with,but I've been tripping all day."
"How do you throw a party in space? You planet."
"I like my coffee like I like my wives, From a third world country at a reasonable price."
"Birds of a feather flock together... ...and then crap on your car."
"The spork is the hermaphrodite of utensils."